$1.30 Gravy
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Chorus:
And everybody's head in the paper but mine
I got a waitress with a belly
Ma'am, you're too damn kind
$1.30 gravy on a redneck swine
And the bathroom, it smells like asshole

The coffee is good
Another cup would be fine
I'm gonna smoke another stogie
Then the check is mine
There's a rich bitch standing
At the front of the line
And her rhinestone purse is so ugly

Giddyup, now!

Now the million-dollar people
With their million-dollar time
Drinking million-dollar 'ritas
And a bottle of wine
But as blunt as I am
I said, "Ma'am, have a good day"
Oo, do you like it that way
When I say, "have a good day"

Chorus:
And everybody's head in paper but mine
I got a waitress with a belly
Ma'am, you're too damn kind
$1.30 gravy on a redneck swine
And the bathroom, it smells like asshole

The coffee is good
Another cup would be fine
I'm gonna smoke another stogie
Then the check is mine
There's a rich bitch standing
At the front of the line
And her rhinestone purse is so ugly

Giddyup, now!
Ah-ah-ah, ah, ah-ah-ah
Giddyup, now
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah
Giddyup, now
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Giddyup, now
"This song is about a, a small restaurant...it's great food, don't get me wrong, but uh...the last things are awful.  This song is called a dollar and thirty gravy."

-Justin at Zelda's 03-14-98

In Blue October versions of this song, Justin usually sings "Giddyup, now!" twice instead of once the first time.  In addition, it sounds like he sings "everybody head in the payment" rather than "the paper", but it is not verified.
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